This sentence makes you breath... nope, not going to do that here again.
As modern web design standards have somehow trended towards being both minimalist in aesthetic and sluggish in performance, this website goes into the fray with the mentality:
Look like you're on dial-up with any connection
At least if this website isn't fast for you, it'll look the part anyways.
This website uses BOOTSTRA.386, a rather old theme in more ways than one. There have been ports of it for a couple things:
It still stands out from most themes and harkens back to around the time when I first used a computer, which is why it was picked for this little place on the internet.